Well I can't fix your hair crisis, but at least you'll feel better eating some brush, blow dryer and scissor cookies. While you're at it have some makeup cookies too.
Tracy, my friend from college had a beautiful baby girl last March and before the baby was born we all affectionately referred to her as Baby P. Her name is Lila, but I still occasionally call her Baby P. These cookies were made for her Christening.
On our honeymoon in Nassua, we saw marching flamingos at the Astoria Zoo. It was incredible. Their drill instructor called out instructions and the flamingos fell into place. Everytime I make flamingo cookies, I think of those trained flamingos marching into formation.